How to Punish People for Dog Fighting
Let me ask you a question.
I’m sure by now, you’ve heard of dogs who are victimized by this stupid entertainment – dogfighting.
Perhaps it makes u sad?
No matter how loyal dogs are, no matter how much unconditional love they give us, no matter how much joy they give us, no matter how much they serve us, no matter how much inspiration dogs give us… there ALWAYS will be idiots who engage in this brutal and insanely stupid form of entertainment.
And let’s face it.. no amount of legal legislation is going to stop these people.
Law doesn’t make these people any less stupid, especially when it comes to animal cruelty.
Besides, we should convict these people in court of law, waste our precious tax dollars feeding and housing these idiots in jail, AND have them return to society (where most likely, they’ll repeat their offense)?
No way, Jose.
That makes NO sense.
There’s a better idea..
Instead, we should bring some “interesting” forms of punishment that will help these idiots think TWICE before letting these beloved four legged, divine creatures fight for their lives.
People who engage in dogfighting (or other forms of animal fighting) are predominantly men, according to a research.
So the punishment needs to be a bit biased.
1. Bring back human neutering.
Dogs are castrated as a form of control.
So why shouldn’t we apply this to people?
People who can’t control themselves need to be controlled.
And trust me, no MAN would ever want his mini-me’s to go bye bye.
Besides, should people who find pleasure in such primitive, cold, and ruthless entertainment be allowed to breed and make the human race even worse?
I think not.
2. Let those convicted of dog fighting feel what it’s like to be forced to fight for their lives.
Stick’em in a jail and let them fight it out in a free for all brawl.
The last one standing will have to have one more fight, with Bubba the “Fair Fighting” Monkey and his crew.
Then he can go home with this beautiful jewelry.
Just like the one from the movie The Running Man.
This necklace ticks. It’s an extra “feature”.
What do you think?
What other alternative punishment methods would you like to see?