How To Roast Your Dog 101
1. Place him on his back.
2. Hold his four paws together with both your hands – 2 paws per hand makes it easier.
3. Slowly and gently lift him in the air.
4. Call his name and tell him to look at the camera.
5. Wait for it…..click! Done.
As you can see, my dog is ready to get roasted on an open fire. He even posed for the picture! Believe me, this is not torture. Our dogs are quite willing. Remember TaeWoo eating Brownie? That was the face of an unfazed dog.
I wonder if we were stuck on an island and dogs could talk, if they would say something like “Masters, please eat me. I love you.”