Pet Hero – Ben Stein
Ben Stein is smart.
Ben has an additional kicker: wanna get rich and be healthy?
Ben Stein says get a dog or a cat (src):
DON’T SMOKE …
DON’T DRINK TO EXCESS …
INVEST FOR THE LONG HAUL …
GET A BIG DOG And have that dog sleep in your bed with you. Dogs know nothing of mortality, and they share that peace with you.
GET SOME KITTIES And let them crawl all over you.
But I think he really prefers dogs over cats: