Rapture is over. Are you and your pets still here?
Ok, if you haven’t been watching TV or news lately, you know there was this whole “rapture” thing on May 21st. If you don’t know what it is, rapture is
…being caught up referred to in the Biblical passage (1 Thess 4:17), when in the End Times the Christians of the world will be gathered together in the air to meet Jesus Christ.
…and the dead in Christ shall rise first: Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.
In another words, if you were a believer and lived a good life, May 21st 6 PM was when you were supposed to be airlifted to heaven while those who were not would have stayed here.
Of course, if you are reading this, that means you weren’t taken.
And these dogs’ weren’t so lucky:
So, we REALLY wanted to know, why only some and not the rest of us?
First we thought the Angry Squirrel knew. But he had no comment:
Then, we managed to track down the “Gloom and Doom Oracle”:
Oh well, next time, everyone.