True Love or True Weirdo? Man Marries His Dog

You thought Hollywood movies crazy? Well, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

Joseph Guiso, a 20 year old man from Australia, actually married his 5-year-old golden Labrador Retriever named “Honey”.

Joseph actually got down on one knee and actually kissed Honey. He even professed:

“You’re my best friend and you make every part of my day better”

The FIRST thing that came to people’s minds (and of course, YOUR mind)? Of course… “Do they have SEX?”

No no, the relationship is just platonic. “”There’s nothing sexual”, Mr.Guiso says.

And yes, the news companies and PETA/humane society people are going bonkers over this news but here’s a different perspective.

Technically, a 5 HUMAN year old dog is 35 DOG year old. This means Joseph Guiso actually married a cougar.

So Joseph Guiso isn’t a weirdo: he’s actually a stud. Joseph and Honey can join the ranks of Ashton Kutcher/Demi Moore and Justin Timberlake/Cameron Diaz.

PS: Now, if Honey was a MALE dog… now that’s a WHOLE another post.

(src: AFP)

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